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A grown man missed that lesson and decided to pet the wrong dog. Kelly Simpson, 48, petted a police dog who was on patrol with his handler in Endicott, New York, when he seemingly forgot that he had marijuana in his pocket. After approaching the police dog, named Tarah, Simpson was taken into police custody and questioned. Tarah, pictured, has worked for police in Endicott since He ended up being charged with unlawful possession of marijuana and released with only an appearance ticket. Unlawful possession of marijuana is deemed a violation in New York, and the punishment for possessing 25 grams of pot or less results in a fine for the first two offences. The third offence moves increases the classification from a civil citation to a misdemeanour and from there on out any possession charge will result in jail time.
Marijuana man arrested after petting police dog with cannabis in his pocket
Click to playTap to play The video will start in 8Cancel Play now Get daily news updates directly to your inbox Subscribe Thank you for subscribingWe have more newsletters Show me See our privacy notice Could not subscribe, try again laterInvalid Email A British Airways stewardess has been suspended over a video which shows her in uniform peeling off her tights — and sniffing them. In the bizarre clip, the flight attendant, whose name badge is visible, holds the tights and two pairs of shoes to her nose and says: The air hostess was grounded by horrified BA bosses after the clip began to be circulated. But there is a thriving market in hard-up staff from other unidentified airlines flogging worn tights and shoes to fetishists on eBay. The video passed to the Sunday Mirror shows the woman saying:
Welcome back you guys you two remind me of me and my girl she loves when I coach her on exactly what it is and how I want her to suck or swallow how sloppy how hard when to put it down her throat show the nut as it cums out just enough to see it gushing out her mouth and when to suck it back in and when to swallow honestly she does with no back talk and no matter how long it takes to get the proteins out is what she calls it she just loves pleasing it’s like she’s nursing a bottle down to the smacking and slurping noises just like your videos with her big lips thick tongue we are planning on getting some vids together also you got a pro on your hands that aims to please!