Miami can be a great city— if you do it right. The Miami Dilemma I believe the conflicting data about this crazy city comes from dudes who have too high of expectations. And I get this frustration… You see some absolutely fucking beautiful women in Miami. Double takes can be commonplace. You consider doubling up on compression shorts when going to the gym because yesterday the trainer with that ass made eye contact a little too long and you got half-chubbed.