So bad it's historic I jokingly told my roommate that I was "sitting shiva" for the relationship that I was convinced would take me off the market. The one that would stop the cycle of men who spoke to me in code. But it has done little to assuage the fact that for all of my outgoingness and sunny manner, I do not love myself enough. I hate not being able to fit my purse in the seat beside me or having to ask for an extender on an airplane because the seat belt may not fit. I hate the smirky looks sales people give me in regular clothing stores -- the look that says, "Surely you aren't thinking you will find anything here?
To break the ice we played strip ping-pong, and pretty soon I had the sexy girl practically naked and begging for my hard cock. This was the smallest girl ever, just the way I like them, extra small and extra spunky! I spread her legs apart on top of the ping-pong table, taking of her panties, spreading her cute little ass with my hands to get a good look at her asshole and pink pussy burger. I began rimming her asshole, making her squirm as a stretched her anal sphincter with my tongue and she fingered her slit. I love feeing dirty! The tiny slut got down on her knees, getting her face slapped by my thick cock, licking it and begging me to stuff her mouth with it. She took it with both hands, massaging it and rubbing it all over her face while licking and sucking it.